Cara. 20. Neuroscience Major (sort of) at University of Central Florida.
Disney, Harry Potter, and watching movies
sounds good.
My Face/ My Kind of Music

 

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

In case you didn’t hear this today:

whisper-of-the-hope:

- Good morning.
- You look beautiful.
- Your outfit is hella cute.
- Your hair smells good.
- Nice butt.
- You’re sexy.
- Good job.
- You’re smart.
- Keep going.
- Stay strong.
- Bon appetit.
- You have great music taste.
- Your blog is flawless.
- I love you.
- Good night.

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via bewwbs)

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.

The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via clanni)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke)

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel